Sunday 19 August 2012

An Awkward Hello

So... nice to meet you. Your first time? yeah ... me too. My outfit.. why thank-you! Yours too... absolutely gorgeous. Not sure about the hat though.

Ok, I'll stop, but truly - I do not know how to say hello. Yes i could blame it on the fact this is the Internet and i can't see your face - but that would be a lie - and i want to remain on the good list *awkward pause for the truly terrible humour*. If i met you in person I'd simply be stuck umm-ing and aahhh-ing, bumbling and -most likely- falling over flat ground (yes, this will honestly happen in a conversation- no i haven't worked it our either).

I could have ignored this greeting to - well i don't know yet but that's the joy of the Internet- but that would be rude. There fore i give you this - somewhat awkward and incredibly awful- hello.

I want to use this blog to simply rant and share stories. I may occasionally post write-y bits (yes, my use of the English language is truly marvelous, thank-you for noting that) mainly for practice as  i am so awkward in my writing. So if you think that sort of thing will interest you -PLEASE READ. No really, i mean it

Thank-you
Love a truly socially-awkward homosapien